whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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