Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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