Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Please don't give away my fajitas
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
