We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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