We got so high we made milksteak
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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