office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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