Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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