He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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