Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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