Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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