pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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