he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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