ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
