i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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