i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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