I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We don't watch enough power rangers
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
You are a genius and a whore.
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