After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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