Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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