seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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