Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'm bleeding and have questions
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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