you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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