Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I am midnight drunk by noon
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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