I murdered the dance floor call the cops
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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