guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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