You're my little dorito
Someone shit on the floor
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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