Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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