the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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