it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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