They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
