let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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