your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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