Please, let me fuck your mom
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
The dick lei will go down in squad history
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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