And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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