If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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