If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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