the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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