Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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