My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i think my tv is drunk
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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