just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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