I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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