Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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