your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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