I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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