okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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