Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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