My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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