Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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