everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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