Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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