His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
