nut hugger
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
