sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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