The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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