it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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