Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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